Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"We've given up on happiness and settled for adequate."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Woo-hoo! A box! That's a 10-bucks savings right there."
Chief Wiggum
W
"I find great joy in the small moments of recognition from those above me."
Waylon Smithers
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"Woo-hoo! Life is just one big party, man."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Happiness is appreciating what you already got."
Lenny Leonard
K
"The key to happiness is having the right tie for every occasion."
Kent Brockman
K
"The secret to happiness is a good paycheck and a great publicist."
Kent Brockman
B
"Happiness buzzes inside your heart when you least expect it."
Bumblebee Man
C
"Woo-hoo! My Homer-related stress has been replaced by Carl-related stress."
Carl Carlson
C
"You don't need much to be happy—just people who care about you."
Carl Carlson
S
"Happiness blooms when duty is fulfilled with passion."
Smithers
S
"Happiness follows naturally from proper conduct."
Smithers
G
"The only thing better than a good day's work is a good day's work followed by a wee dram."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Happiness is earned, not given."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"Happiness is fleeting, though revenge is enduring."
Sideshow Bob
S
"The pursuit of happiness often leads to the pursuit of one's enemies."
Sideshow Bob
S
"Happiness is achieved through acceptance of one's true nature."
Sideshow Bob
P
"Mmm, donuts. The one true source of happiness."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"Homer had the right idea about happiness—beer and stupidity."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Happiness isn't a destination; it's a way of living."
Chief Wiggum
C
"Smile more, worry less."
Chief Wiggum
W
"Happiness is found in the approval of those we admire."
Waylon Smithers
W
"Happiness is a fleeting emotion; contentment is lasting."
Waylon Smithers
L
"Woo-hoo! A Simpson!"
Lenny Leonard
L
"Sometimes the best things in life are free."
Lenny Leonard
C
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts."
Carl Carlson
C
"The simple things in life are the best."
Carl Carlson
C
"Food is love."
Carl Carlson
B
"Happiness buzzes in frequencies only the heart can hear."
Bumblebee Man
N
"Why be happy when you can be mean?"
Nelson Muntz