Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

M
"Happiness is just a warm gun... I mean, a warm fortune."
Mr. Burns
M
"The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of money. Nothing more."
Mr. Burns
B
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Bart Simpson
B
"I'm ten and loving it."
Bart Simpson
B
"Life's about having fun."
Bart Simpson
M
"*giggles while playing with blocks*"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Simple things bring the greatest joy"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Happiness is a full belly and safe arms"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Joy is a pacifier and a hug"
Maggie Simpson
M
"Happiness isn't about material possessions."
Marge Simpson
M
"Happiness is a beer away."
Moe Szyslak
M
"Happiness is temporary; misery is permanent."
Moe Szyslak
N
"Hard work and clean living are the keys to happiness."
Ned Flanders
N
"Happiness comes from doing your duty with joy."
Ned Flanders
B
"Woo-hoo!"
Barney Gumble
I
"Happiness is a well-timed anvil drop."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"Happiness is the five seconds before the explosion."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"Even geniuses need to feel they belong somewhere."
Lisa Simpson
L
"Happiness isn't a destination, it's a daily practice."
Lisa Simpson
K
"Happiness is a fresh cigar and a sold-out crowd, pal."
Krusty the Clown
K
"Happiness is a warm audience and a cold drink."
Krusty the Clown
B
"Skateboarding is life, man."
Bart Simpson
B
"Life's too short to be serious all the time."
Bart Simpson
B
"Happiness is doing whatever you want."
Bart Simpson
M
"My children are my greatest joy."
Marge Simpson
M
"Everyone deserves a chance to be happy."
Marge Simpson
M
"Happiness is a full bank account and an empty conscience."
Mr. Burns
M
"The secret to happiness is not knowing how much you could have."
Mr. Burns
F
"Why settle for one beautiful thing when you can have many?"
Flexo
F
"Happiness is the sound of something bending perfectly."
Flexo