Happiness Quotes

"Your happiness is not a guilty pleasure."

"The best memories come from treating yo'self."

"Treat yo'self like you're celebrating something every day."

"The key to happiness is not caring what people think, except for me—care what I think."

"Happiness is a choice, which means I choose poorly every day."

"If you're happy, you're not paying attention."

"Happiness is a delusion of the weak."

"Money doesn't matter when you're having fun."

"The secret to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"Happiness is just finding the right people to suffer with."

"Maybe I'm not meant to be happy, just to keep trying."

"The key to happiness is acceptance of who you are, even if you're a mad scientist."

"Boredom is the enemy of progress."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy snacks, which is basically the same thing."

"Happiness isn't a destination; it's a really good sandwich."

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."

"Happiness is fleeting, like my attention span."

"Happiness is hearing: 'Tom, you looked great on air today.'"

"Happiness is my permanent facial expression."

"Happiness is a temporary state between catastrophes."

"Allllright!"

"A man's gotta do what makes him happy, giggity goo."

"Happiness is contagious, spread it around, giggity."

"Being happy means accepting who you are, even if you're a dog."

"Happiness is finding joy in the simple things."

"Happiness is finding your flock and staying true to them."

"Happiness ain't complicated - it's just being yourself."

"Money doesn't matter if you're not happy."

"Happiness comes from accepting yourself as you are."