Happiness Quotes

Is it a destination or a practice? These quotes explore the most sought-after human experience.

18390 quotes

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"Your happiness is not a guilty pleasure."
Treat Yo'Self
T
"The best memories come from treating yo'self."
Treat Yo'Self
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"Treat yo'self like you're celebrating something every day."
Treat Yo'Self
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"The key to happiness is not caring what people think, except for me—care what I think."
Hannibal Buress
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"Happiness is a choice, which means I choose poorly every day."
Hannibal Buress
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"If you're happy, you're not paying attention."
Malory Archer
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"Happiness is a delusion of the weak."
Malory Archer
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"Money doesn't matter when you're having fun."
Jean-Ralphio
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"The secret to happiness is lowering your expectations."
Jean-Ralphio
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"Happiness is just finding the right people to suffer with."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Maybe I'm not meant to be happy, just to keep trying."
Cyril Figgis
D
"The key to happiness is acceptance of who you are, even if you're a mad scientist."
Dr. Krieger
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"Boredom is the enemy of progress."
Dr. Krieger
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"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated with life."
Sterling Archer
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy snacks, which is basically the same thing."
Pam Poovey
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"Happiness isn't a destination; it's a really good sandwich."
Pam Poovey
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"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations. Works every time."
Mort Goldman
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"Happiness is fleeting, like my attention span."
Mort Goldman
T
"Happiness is hearing: 'Tom, you looked great on air today.'"
Tom Tucker
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"Happiness is my permanent facial expression."
Tom Tucker
C
"Happiness is a temporary state between catastrophes."
Cheryl Tunt
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"Allllright!"
Glenn Quagmire
G
"A man's gotta do what makes him happy, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Happiness is contagious, spread it around, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
B
"Being happy means accepting who you are, even if you're a dog."
Brian Griffin
B
"Happiness is finding joy in the simple things."
Brian Griffin
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"Happiness is finding your flock and staying true to them."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Happiness ain't complicated - it's just being yourself."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Money doesn't matter if you're not happy."
Pam Poovey
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"Happiness comes from accepting yourself as you are."
Pam Poovey