Happiness Quotes

"The key to happiness is lowering your expectations."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, which is pretty close."

"Happiness is a warm beer and a cold woman."

"Happiness is a state of mind I can't afford to be in."

"True happiness comes from accepting that nothing will ever be good enough."

"I don't need them to be happy."

"Maybe happiness is just about accepting yourself."

"It's all about the little things in life that make you happy, giggity."

"The key to happiness is controlling the narrative."

"I'd never give up being fabulous for anything."

"Happiness comes from knowing you've done your best."

"Happiness is found in small victories."

"When life gets you down, just remember: you're a giant chicken."

"Happiness is simpler than you think—just eat, sleep, and be yourself."

"The key to happiness is accepting your flaws and drinking through them."

"The best parties are the ones you can barely remember."

"Happy? Who has time to be happy?"

"The secret to happiness is lower expectations."

"I have to say, I'm loving the whole spy thing."

"Sometimes the best things in life are the simple ones."

"Happiness is a choice you make every single day."

"Happiness is a choice you make every day, giggity."

"That's the best thing that's happened to me."

"I don't need to be popular to feel good about myself anymore."

"The key to happiness is finding what makes you feel alive, then doing it on camera."

"A perfect day is when everyone agrees with you."

"Sometimes you have to take a risk to find true happiness."

"The simple things in life are often the most meaningful."

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"Happiness is the smile on someone's face when you bawk."