History Quotes
Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.
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"The past is a prison."Professor Farnsworth
"History teaches you not to make the same mistakes twice."Meatwad
"History is just a bunch of stuff that already happened."Master Shake
"History repeats because people never learn."Master Shake
"History shows that robots eventually take over. I'm just ahead of schedule."Bender
"History teaches you stuff if you actually listen."Jason Penopolis
"History repeats because people don't learn."Jason Penopolis
"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."Melissa Virtueson
"History proves people are fundamentally unchanged."Melissa Virtueson
"History is just a record of people making the same mistakes over and over."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"History proves nothing because humans are incapable of learning."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"History teaches us lessons, if we're willing to listen."Frylock
"History repeats because people don't pay attention."Frylock
"History is past politics. It's all the same nonsense."Coach McGuirk
"History repeats because people don't pay attention."Coach McGuirk
"History teaches us to value progress and acceptance."Bruno
"History is a teacher for those willing to learn."Bruno
"History teach us what not to do."Meatwad
"History repeat itself if we not paying attention."Meatwad
"History teaches you where you come from, you get me?"Ali G
"History repeats itself because people don't learn from it."Master Shake
"History is just a series of people making the same mistakes."Master Shake
"History teaches us lessons if we listen."Frylock
"History repeats itself if we're not careful."Frylock
"History teaches us not to repeat mistakes."Melissa Virtueson
"History repeats because we don't pay attention."Melissa Virtueson
"History is just dead people's drama."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"History is written by people who lived it, which is why it's usually wrong."Jason Penopolis
"History is just proof that I would have handled things differently."Jason Penopolis
"History repeats itself because we don't pay attention."Coach McGuirk