History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

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"The past is a prison."
Professor Farnsworth
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"History teaches you not to make the same mistakes twice."
Meatwad
M
"History is just a bunch of stuff that already happened."
Master Shake
M
"History repeats because people never learn."
Master Shake
B
"History shows that robots eventually take over. I'm just ahead of schedule."
Bender
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"History teaches you stuff if you actually listen."
Jason Penopolis
J
"History repeats because people don't learn."
Jason Penopolis
M
"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"History proves people are fundamentally unchanged."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"History is just a record of people making the same mistakes over and over."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"History proves nothing because humans are incapable of learning."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
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"History teaches us lessons, if we're willing to listen."
Frylock
F
"History repeats because people don't pay attention."
Frylock
C
"History is past politics. It's all the same nonsense."
Coach McGuirk
C
"History repeats because people don't pay attention."
Coach McGuirk
B
"History teaches us to value progress and acceptance."
Bruno
B
"History is a teacher for those willing to learn."
Bruno
M
"History teach us what not to do."
Meatwad
M
"History repeat itself if we not paying attention."
Meatwad
A
"History teaches you where you come from, you get me?"
Ali G
M
"History repeats itself because people don't learn from it."
Master Shake
M
"History is just a series of people making the same mistakes."
Master Shake
F
"History teaches us lessons if we listen."
Frylock
F
"History repeats itself if we're not careful."
Frylock
M
"History teaches us not to repeat mistakes."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"History repeats because we don't pay attention."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"History is just dead people's drama."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"History is written by people who lived it, which is why it's usually wrong."
Jason Penopolis
J
"History is just proof that I would have handled things differently."
Jason Penopolis
C
"History repeats itself because we don't pay attention."
Coach McGuirk