History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

F
"History shows that those who couldn't adapt didn't survive."
Flexo
F
"History remembers those who were bold enough to bend the rules."
Flexo
F
"I've been frozen for 1000 years, so I'm basically the oldest person here."
Fry
B
"History is just a list of things I would've done better."
Bender
H
"History teaches us how systems evolve and improve."
Hermes
H
"History shows us what works and what doesn't."
Hermes
A
"History teaches us lessons we ignore at our peril."
Amy Wong
A
"History shows us patterns that repeat unless we're vigilant."
Amy Wong
Z
"History teaches us that most creatures are better off extinct."
Zoidberg
Z
"History will forget me, which is perhaps a blessing."
Zoidberg
P
"When I was your age, we didn't have fancy things like electricity. We had to rub sticks together."
Professor Farnsworth
P
"History repeats itself, which is why we keep making the same mistakes."
Professor Farnsworth
F
"History remembers those who bend the rules with style."
Flexo
F
"History is full of benders who changed the world."
Flexo
L
"History teaches us lessons if we're willing to listen."
Leela
L
"History is our greatest teacher if we're willing to learn."
Leela
F
"You can't just ignore the past and pretend it didn't happen."
Fry
F
"History repeats itself if we don't learn from it."
Fry
C
"History is just a bunch of old dead people's problems."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"History repeats itself 'cause nobody learns nothin' from it."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
H
"History repeats itself to those who don't learn from it."
Hermes
H
"Those who forget history repeat it."
Hermes
M
"History is just a bunch of stuff that already happened."
Meatwad
M
"History teaches us what not to do, I guess."
Meatwad
B
"History is written by the ones who bend the narrative."
Bender
Z
"History shows us that the past was probably better than the future."
Zoidberg
F
"History teaches us not to repeat mistakes."
Frylock
L
"History teaches us what not to repeat."
Leela
L
"Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it."
Leela
P
"In my day, people didn't go gallivanting around the cosmos."
Professor Farnsworth