History Quotes
Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.
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"History? I'm living proof it repeats."Moe Szyslak
"Back and to the left... back and to the left."Ralph Wiggum
"History teaches us lessons about right and wrong."Ned Flanders
"Learn from history's triumphs and tragedies."Ned Flanders
"History repeats for those who don't listen"Maggie Simpson
"History teaches lessons"Maggie Simpson
"History is just one long series of mistakes I can relate to."Barney Gumble
"History repeats itself—usually with the same victims."Itchy and Scratchy
"History shows us that violence never goes out of style."Itchy and Scratchy
"History shows that clowns always come out on top!"Krusty the Clown
"History repeats itself, which means I can use the same jokes again!"Krusty the Clown
"History repeats itself because nobody was listening the first time."Lisa Simpson
"History is written by the wealthy, and I am its author."Mr. Burns
"History repeats itself."Bart Simpson
"History is what happened before me"Maggie Simpson
"History teaches us how to avoid past mistakes."Marge Simpson
"History repeats itself, and I was there for all of it."Moe Szyslak
"History doesn't repeat, but I do the same mistakes."Moe Szyslak
"History teaches us that good always triumphs eventually."Ned Flanders
"History shows us mistakes we mustn't repeat again."Ned Flanders
"History shows that everything repeats itself."Barney Gumble
"History repeats itself, usually with the same cartoon violence."Itchy and Scratchy
"History will remember me as the greatest pursuer."Itchy and Scratchy
"History teaches us lessons we must not forget."Lisa Simpson
"History proves that truth eventually prevails."Lisa Simpson
"History shows that clowns are timeless. Also timeless? My debts."Krusty the Clown
"History will remember me as a clown. I'm okay with that."Krusty the Clown
"History repeats itself, usually when I prank someone."Bart Simpson
"History is written by the victors, so I've hired a team of historians to declare my victory."Mr. Burns
"History is written by those who bend it."Flexo