History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

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"History? I'm living proof it repeats."
Moe Szyslak
R
"Back and to the left... back and to the left."
Ralph Wiggum
N
"History teaches us lessons about right and wrong."
Ned Flanders
N
"Learn from history's triumphs and tragedies."
Ned Flanders
M
"History repeats for those who don't listen"
Maggie Simpson
M
"History teaches lessons"
Maggie Simpson
B
"History is just one long series of mistakes I can relate to."
Barney Gumble
I
"History repeats itself—usually with the same victims."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"History shows us that violence never goes out of style."
Itchy and Scratchy
K
"History shows that clowns always come out on top!"
Krusty the Clown
K
"History repeats itself, which means I can use the same jokes again!"
Krusty the Clown
L
"History repeats itself because nobody was listening the first time."
Lisa Simpson
M
"History is written by the wealthy, and I am its author."
Mr. Burns
B
"History repeats itself."
Bart Simpson
M
"History is what happened before me"
Maggie Simpson
M
"History teaches us how to avoid past mistakes."
Marge Simpson
M
"History repeats itself, and I was there for all of it."
Moe Szyslak
M
"History doesn't repeat, but I do the same mistakes."
Moe Szyslak
N
"History teaches us that good always triumphs eventually."
Ned Flanders
N
"History shows us mistakes we mustn't repeat again."
Ned Flanders
B
"History shows that everything repeats itself."
Barney Gumble
I
"History repeats itself, usually with the same cartoon violence."
Itchy and Scratchy
I
"History will remember me as the greatest pursuer."
Itchy and Scratchy
L
"History teaches us lessons we must not forget."
Lisa Simpson
L
"History proves that truth eventually prevails."
Lisa Simpson
K
"History shows that clowns are timeless. Also timeless? My debts."
Krusty the Clown
K
"History will remember me as a clown. I'm okay with that."
Krusty the Clown
B
"History repeats itself, usually when I prank someone."
Bart Simpson
M
"History is written by the victors, so I've hired a team of historians to declare my victory."
Mr. Burns
F
"History is written by those who bend it."
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