History Quotes

"History remembers the great news anchors fondly."

"History teaches us that the strong survive and prosper."

"History shows that those who work hard prosper longest."

"History repeats itself 'cause nobody listens the first time."

"History teaches us stuff we refuse to learn."

"History is just one long series of people making the same mistakes I do."

"History teaches us lessons for the future."

"Learn from history's triumphs and mistakes."

"History? I'm too busy making history to study it, pal!"

"History will remember Krusty the Clown - I've already told them to!"

"History's written by winners like me."

"History needs more chapters about me."

"Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time period."

"History is full of lessons we never learn from, which is why it keeps repeating itself."

"History teaches us lessons we promptly ignore and repeat."

"History is written by the wealthy and ruthless."

"History teaches us lessons if we're willin' to listen."

"History repeats itself if we're no' careful to learn from it."

"I've learned a lot from history, mostly that people have always been lousy."

"I'm a product of the sixties."

"History is stuff that already happened, who cares."

"History repeats because people never learn."

"History is written by the winners. I'm written in beer."

"History teaches us valuable lessons if we're willing to listen."

"History shows us patterns; wisdom shows us how to break them."

"History is just one long series of chases."

"History remembers the ones who make the best impact."

"History proves that the strong dominate the weak."

"History is just stories about people who messed up."

"History repeats itself. My failures prove it."