History Quotes
Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.
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"Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it."Smithers
"History teaches us lessons for today."Chief Wiggum
"History shows us how far we've come."Barbie Roberts
"History is just a record of people messing things up. Nothing's changed."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History is boring unless it's about our lives."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History will remember Mr. Burns as the greatest man ever."Waylon Smithers
"History teaches us lessons about loyalty and power."Waylon Smithers
"History teaches us that change is always possible."Ken
"History is written by those who act."Ken
"History shows us that one person can change the world."Bumblebee Man
"History proves that justice, though delayed, is never impossible."Bumblebee Man
"History is just stories about old people."Carl Carlson
"History teaches us lessons we keep forgetting."Carl Carlson
"History is replete with examples of villainy rewarded by fate itself."Sideshow Bob
"History remembers the great, and Mr. Burns shall be remembered."Smithers
"History is written by the victors, and Mr. Burns always wins."Smithers
"History is just a catalog of human failure. We're living it."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Gentlemen, we're gonna go back to the past!"Chief Wiggum
"History repeats 'cause we don't learn from it."Lenny Leonard
"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it."Lenny Leonard
"In my day, we didn't check our sources - we checked our hair."Kent Brockman
"I've seen empires rise and fall, all while maintaining perfect hair."Kent Brockman
"History shows us where other bees have buzzed before."Bumblebee Man
"History repeats itself because humans never learn."Carl Carlson
"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it."Carl Carlson
"History teaches us what succeeds and what fails."Smithers
"History repeats itself to those who ignore it."Smithers
"History teaches us that hard work's always in style."Groundskeeper Willie
"History repeats because folk forget lessons."Groundskeeper Willie
"History is written by the victors, and I intend to be victorious."Sideshow Bob