History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

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"Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it."
Smithers
C
"History teaches us lessons for today."
Chief Wiggum
B
"History shows us how far we've come."
Barbie Roberts
P
"History is just a record of people messing things up. Nothing's changed."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"History is boring unless it's about our lives."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
W
"History will remember Mr. Burns as the greatest man ever."
Waylon Smithers
W
"History teaches us lessons about loyalty and power."
Waylon Smithers
K
"History teaches us that change is always possible."
Ken
K
"History is written by those who act."
Ken
B
"History shows us that one person can change the world."
Bumblebee Man
B
"History proves that justice, though delayed, is never impossible."
Bumblebee Man
C
"History is just stories about old people."
Carl Carlson
C
"History teaches us lessons we keep forgetting."
Carl Carlson
S
"History is replete with examples of villainy rewarded by fate itself."
Sideshow Bob
S
"History remembers the great, and Mr. Burns shall be remembered."
Smithers
S
"History is written by the victors, and Mr. Burns always wins."
Smithers
P
"History is just a catalog of human failure. We're living it."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"Gentlemen, we're gonna go back to the past!"
Chief Wiggum
L
"History repeats 'cause we don't learn from it."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it."
Lenny Leonard
K
"In my day, we didn't check our sources - we checked our hair."
Kent Brockman
K
"I've seen empires rise and fall, all while maintaining perfect hair."
Kent Brockman
B
"History shows us where other bees have buzzed before."
Bumblebee Man
C
"History repeats itself because humans never learn."
Carl Carlson
C
"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it."
Carl Carlson
S
"History teaches us what succeeds and what fails."
Smithers
S
"History repeats itself to those who ignore it."
Smithers
G
"History teaches us that hard work's always in style."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"History repeats because folk forget lessons."
Groundskeeper Willie
S
"History is written by the victors, and I intend to be victorious."
Sideshow Bob