History Quotes

Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.

18227 quotes

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"History remembers the bold, the daring, and the consistently imprisoned."
Sideshow Bob
P
"History is full of people as miserable as us."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"History's winners were probably as bitter as us."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
C
"History teaches us lessons we'd be wise not to forget."
Chief Wiggum
C
"We can learn from the past to build a better future."
Chief Wiggum
W
"History teaches us valuable lessons for the future."
Waylon Smithers
W
"History repeats itself to those who ignore its lessons."
Waylon Smithers
L
"History teaches us lessons."
Lenny Leonard
L
"Learn from history or repeat it."
Lenny Leonard
L
"History repeats itself if we're not careful."
Lenny Leonard
B
"History is written by those who remember the sweetest victories."
Bumblebee Man
B
"History remembers those who dared to be different."
Bumblebee Man
N
"I beat up Bart Simpson before it was cool."
Nelson Muntz
N
"History will remember Nelson as the strongest."
Nelson Muntz
K
"I've reported on kings and commoners, heroes and villains."
Kent Brockman
K
"History is made every day, and I document it."
Kent Brockman
G
"History teaches us lessons if we're willin' tae learn from it."
Groundskeeper Willie
G
"Learn from history or ye'll be condemned tae repeat it."
Groundskeeper Willie
P
"History shows us that things have always been terrible."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
P
"History proves nothing improves."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
S
"History is written by the victors, and I plan to be victorious."
Sideshow Bob
S
"History will remember my schemes as legendary."
Sideshow Bob
W
"History teaches us that loyalty is rewarded with job security."
Waylon Smithers
W
"History remembers those who serve with distinction."
Waylon Smithers
C
"History is important. I remember when donuts were cheaper."
Chief Wiggum
L
"History's full of people who didn't give up."
Lenny Leonard
C
"History teaches us lessons if we're willing to learn."
Carl Carlson
C
"History repeats itself if we don't learn from it."
Carl Carlson
N
"History is written by bullies like me."
Nelson Muntz
K
"History is written by those with the best news ratings."
Kent Brockman