History Quotes
Those who lived through the great moments reflect on what happened and why it still matters.
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"History remembers the bold, the daring, and the consistently imprisoned."Sideshow Bob
"History is full of people as miserable as us."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History's winners were probably as bitter as us."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History teaches us lessons we'd be wise not to forget."Chief Wiggum
"We can learn from the past to build a better future."Chief Wiggum
"History teaches us valuable lessons for the future."Waylon Smithers
"History repeats itself to those who ignore its lessons."Waylon Smithers
"History teaches us lessons."Lenny Leonard
"Learn from history or repeat it."Lenny Leonard
"History repeats itself if we're not careful."Lenny Leonard
"History is written by those who remember the sweetest victories."Bumblebee Man
"History remembers those who dared to be different."Bumblebee Man
"I beat up Bart Simpson before it was cool."Nelson Muntz
"History will remember Nelson as the strongest."Nelson Muntz
"I've reported on kings and commoners, heroes and villains."Kent Brockman
"History is made every day, and I document it."Kent Brockman
"History teaches us lessons if we're willin' tae learn from it."Groundskeeper Willie
"Learn from history or ye'll be condemned tae repeat it."Groundskeeper Willie
"History shows us that things have always been terrible."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History proves nothing improves."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"History is written by the victors, and I plan to be victorious."Sideshow Bob
"History will remember my schemes as legendary."Sideshow Bob
"History teaches us that loyalty is rewarded with job security."Waylon Smithers
"History remembers those who serve with distinction."Waylon Smithers
"History is important. I remember when donuts were cheaper."Chief Wiggum
"History's full of people who didn't give up."Lenny Leonard
"History teaches us lessons if we're willing to learn."Carl Carlson
"History repeats itself if we don't learn from it."Carl Carlson
"History is written by bullies like me."Nelson Muntz
"History is written by those with the best news ratings."Kent Brockman