Humor Quotes

"Humor is wisdom's closest companion."

"Humor helps us bear the weight of existence."

"Humor is what the inferior use to cope with inferiority."

"We laugh at cosmic jokes. Your suffering amuses us."

"Humor keeps you sane when everything falls apart."

"Laughter is resistance against darkness."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"A good laugh reminds us not to take life too seriously."

"Humor helps us cope with darkness."

"I'm sorry, was I supposed to come with a user manual?"

"I'm sorry, can't help with that, not on the menu."

"Funny, I get that a lot."

"Laughter in the face of doom—now that is a worthy philosophy."

"I laugh at your attempts to bind me with morality."

"Humor is a weapon; I have become its sharpest blade."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Your attempts at humor betray your fear of us"

"Humor helps you get through the impossible moments."

"I find humor even in the darkest situations."

"Humor helps when everything else fails."

"I've learned to find humor even in difficult times."

"Laughter can heal what medicine cannot."

"Humor is how we survive the darkness."

"Next time, baby."

"I'm sorry, the position of annoying British man has already been taken."

"That man is playing Galaga, he thought we couldn't see him."

"If you love Total Destruction, you'll love Total Destruction Plus."

"Enough! You're all nuts."

"Somebody bring me a sandwich."

"I thought the menu said you get to keep the sword."