Humor Quotes

"Puny god."

"Humor help through dark time. Laugh is good."

"I've been called worse things in the shower."

"I need that coin."

"Not a great plan."

"You'll never be as good as me."

"I'm sorry. That's the one thing I never say."

"I'm Batman."

"I've never been one for speeches."

"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."

"Humor is how we survive the impossible."

"I like this one! Another!"

"Laughter is the best medicine in any realm."

"A smile is the universal language."

"Laughter before the fall is merely denial."

"Working hard is for people without talent."

"Innovation is just having the best lawyers and budget."

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% better resources than everyone else."

"Age is just a number, and mine happens to be winning."

"You know, I'm not sure what's more impressive - your technology or your ego."

"Humor is a survival mechanism."

"Humor helps us survive the difficult times."

"Humor in dark times is more than just jokes—it's survival."

"I'm just a kid from Brooklyn who won't back down."

"Humor is a mask worn by the broken."

"Humor helps us survive the hard moments."

"Humor is how we survive the impossible."

"Humor is the refuge of the powerless."

"Humor is lost on those who are conquered."

"Yeesh. Okay. Another round?"