Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

J
"What I lack in ethics, I make up for in ambition."
Justin Hammer
N
"Humor can diffuse even the darkest situations."
Natasha Romanoff
N
"Humor is how we survive tragedy."
Natasha Romanoff
P
"Humor keeps us human in impossible situations."
Phil Coulson
P
"Humor is the best antidote to despair."
Phil Coulson
O
"Humor is often a mask for weakness."
Obadiah Stane
Y
"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."
Yinsen
Y
"Laughter in the face of suffering is victory."
Yinsen
W
"Humor is a mask for those who've forgotten how to feel."
Whiplash
W
"Humor gets us through the darkest times."
War Machine
W
"Humor is therapy when words aren't enough."
War Machine
T
"Humor is the armor of those who have nothing else."
The Mandarin
T
"I find humor in the inevitable; that is my shield against despair."
The Mandarin
P
"A sense of humor is essential in this job. It keeps you sane."
Phil Coulson
P
"Humor is a gift in dark times."
Phil Coulson
J
"Humor is the best way to disarm your enemies."
Justin Hammer
J
"I laugh at my obstacles; humor is power."
Justin Hammer
Y
"Humor can lighten the heaviest of burdens."
Yinsen
O
"Humor is what the weak use to cope with failure."
Obadiah Stane
P
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Pepper Potts
P
"Humor heals."
Pepper Potts
W
"Humility is for the defeated."
Whiplash
T
"I laugh at the limitations others accept."
The Mandarin
T
"I find humor in the suffering of the small."
The Mandarin
W
"Next time, baby, you gotta let me put the suit on first."
War Machine
W
"Humor keeps you sane when the world is insane."
War Machine
A
"I've learned that humor masks the deeper truths."
Aldrich Killian
D
"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."
Darren Cross
D
"Humor is the rebellion against despair."
Darren Cross
J
"Humor is how I disarm my competitors."
Justin Hammer