Humor Quotes

"I prefer to think of myself as a man of considerable moral flexibility."

"Humor is the best investment. It keeps people coming back to my bar."

"Humor is a commodity I sell by the glass."

"Humor has its place, though I don't always understand it."

"I find humor even in the darkest situations."

"Even in dark times, there's always room for a little humor."

"Humor is a bridge between conflict and understanding."

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Humor is one of the greatest gifts we have—use it generously."

"A good laugh can heal almost anything."

"A few days in the brig might improve your disposition."

"I don't understand humor, but I've learned to appreciate it."

"Humor is a way of coping with the absurdity of existence."

"A well-timed joke can accomplish what serious argument cannot."

"Humor can defuse tension and bring people together in unexpected ways."

"Humor helps us cope with tragedy and connect with others."

"I'd commit murder for the right price. Actually, I'd commit murder for the wrong price if the price was right."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can rent it for an hour."

"Humor is a valuable commodity in the right market."

"Dance like nobody's watching, but charge admission."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Charge him for it and he'll starve tomorrow - then you can sell him again."

"Humor helps us endure the hardest moments."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"You have to find humor in life, or it'll consume you."

"Find the humor in tragedy, or you'll go mad."

"Humor is medicine for the soul."

"A sense of humor is essential, preferably at others' expense."

"Humor serves to illuminate truth and expose folly."

"I've learned to find humor even in the darkest moments."

"Humor is how we find humanity in the most inhuman situations."