Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is logic applied unexpectedly."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"I have come to appreciate the humor in dark moments."
Saru
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"I have found humor to be medicine for the soul."
Saru
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"I'm a doctor, not a magician."
Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
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"Time travel is a headache I don't need."
Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
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"Humor is the best medicine, even if I won't admit it."
Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
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"I've got the humor to get through the tough times."
Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
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"Laughter heals what medicine cannae touch."
Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
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"Your laughter will turn to screams."
Khan Noonien Singh
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"Humor helps us through the darkest times."
Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
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"Humor is how we survive difficult times without losing ourselves."
Stamets
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"Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a magician!"
James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
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"The best leaders are those who can laugh at themselves."
James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
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"Fascinating. Your emotional response to that stimulus is quite illogical."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"The human capacity for illogic is remarkable."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"Your illogic is becoming contagious."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"I fail to see the humor in that situation."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"I fail to comprehend your need for constant reassurance."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"Your instincts, while illogical, are often correct."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"I find that humor is often the most effective coping mechanism."
Spock (New Timeline)
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"Humor helps us find light in darkness."
Michael Burnham
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"I've always believed that humor is medicine for the weary soul."
Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Saru
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"Humor is a balm for troubled times."
Saru
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"Humor is the best way to defuse a tense negotiation."
Quark
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"Humor makes the profit taste sweeter."
Quark
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"A sense of humor gets us through the darkest times."
Julian Bashir
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"A good joke reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Julian Bashir