Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is logic applied unexpectedly."Spock (New Timeline)
"I have come to appreciate the humor in dark moments."Saru
"I have found humor to be medicine for the soul."Saru
"I'm a doctor, not a magician."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Time travel is a headache I don't need."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Humor is the best medicine, even if I won't admit it."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"I've got the humor to get through the tough times."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"Laughter heals what medicine cannae touch."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"Your laughter will turn to screams."Khan Noonien Singh
"Humor helps us through the darkest times."Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
"Humor is how we survive difficult times without losing ourselves."Stamets
"Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a magician!"James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
"The best leaders are those who can laugh at themselves."James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
"Fascinating. Your emotional response to that stimulus is quite illogical."Spock (New Timeline)
"The human capacity for illogic is remarkable."Spock (New Timeline)
"Your illogic is becoming contagious."Spock (New Timeline)
"I fail to see the humor in that situation."Spock (New Timeline)
"I fail to comprehend your need for constant reassurance."Spock (New Timeline)
"Your instincts, while illogical, are often correct."Spock (New Timeline)
"I find that humor is often the most effective coping mechanism."Spock (New Timeline)
"Humor helps us find light in darkness."Michael Burnham
"I've always believed that humor is medicine for the weary soul."Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."Saru
"Humor is a balm for troubled times."Saru
"Humor is the best way to defuse a tense negotiation."Quark
"Humor makes the profit taste sweeter."Quark
"A sense of humor gets us through the darkest times."Julian Bashir
"A good joke reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."Julian Bashir