Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Laughter in the face of adversity is a sign of true strength."Dr. Emmett Brown
"Humor is the best remedy for the weight of the universe."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"Humor keeps us human when the universe tries to break us."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"A good sense of humor can diffuse any tension."Pavel Chekov (New Timeline)
"Humor is humanity's greatest coping mechanism."Pavel Chekov (New Timeline)
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Stamets
"I believe humor can heal what logic cannot."Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
"Humor is hope wearing a smile."Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
"I believe that humor is the best weapon against despair."Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
"Humor is often how we cope with the unbearable."Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
"Humor serves a legitimate psychological function."Spock (New Timeline)
"I find your logic fascinating, though occasionally flawed."Spock (New Timeline)
"You know the difference between you and me? I'm a lot better looking."James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
"I'd be happy to oblige you, but I'm only half Vulcan."James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between 'survival' and 'syphilis'."James T. Kirk (New Timeline)
"I'm a doctor, not a magician."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"I curse often because the universe is frustrating."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Humor is the best medicine I can prescribe."Leonard McCoy (New Timeline)
"Humor is a reminder that even in darkness, joy can exist."Saru
"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled heart."Montgomery Scott (New Timeline)
"I'm allergic to stupidity, not people."Stamets
"Humor is how I survive the absurdity of existence."Stamets
"Humor is the salve that heals vounds vords cannot reach."Pavel Chekov (New Timeline)
"Laughter is the music of the moment."Pavel Chekov (New Timeline)
"Humor is often the best way to defuse tension."Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
"Humor helps us survive the darkest times."Nyota Uhura (New Timeline)
"Humor helps us cope with the darkness we sometimes encounter."Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
"Humor and hope are powerful weapons against despair."Hikaru Sulu (New Timeline)
"Your illogic is becoming almost predictable."Spock (New Timeline)