Humor Quotes

"Humor is a coping mechanism for difficult times."

"I can't believe I'm shaking hands with Darth Vader."

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. That stuff I just said about keeping my hands off you, I didn't mean that."

"That's some good-looking fruit."

"Humor is our defense against the abyss."

"Humor is survival in the face of absurdity."

"Humor is the armor of the intelligent and the weapon of the powerless."

"Humor is survival when all else fails."

"Humor is the mind's rebellion against darkness."

"Humor is the coping mechanism of those too intelligent to cry."

"Humor is just pain told backwards."

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

"Butthead. That's a good name for you."

"Better luck next time, loser."

"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."

"Humor is a sword and a shield against the darkness."

"Humor is how we survive the impossible."

"Humor is the greatest defense against despair."

"Humor is truth told slant."

"Great Scott!"

"Scientific progress goes "boink"?"

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

"Butthead."

"That's heavy. There's that word again, heavy. Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?"

"That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine."

"This is heavy. What's heavy?"

"You're a slacker, McFly. You're a cow, you're a chicken. Maybe I'll vote for you."

"Every time I think about the future, it makes me thirsty."

"Humor is the defense mechanism of the doomed."

"Humor is the last refuge of the powerless."