Humor Quotes

"Humor is our shield against the absurd."

"I'm not a criminal lawyer, I'm a criminal... lawyer."

"I didn't break the law; I just bent it in creative ways."

"Humor is often a mask for deeper truths."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor is how we maintain our humanity."

"That's what I love about these high school kids, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? A Royale with Cheese."

"Humor helps us cope with the hard stuff."

"Humor helps us cope with darkness."

"Humor finds light in darkness."

"Humor is the shield against despair in dark times."

"Humor is the weapon of the powerless."

"If you're going to lie, make it a big one. Nobody expects the big lie."

"Humor is the best defense in any situation."

"Humor is what you use when your argument is weak."

"I've learned that laughter is sometimes the only weapon against despair."

"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."

"Humor is a weapon disguised as laughter."

"Humor is the anesthetic before the blade."

"What are you looking at, butthead?"

"Humor is often the only appropriate response to the absurd."

"Humor helps us survive what seriousness cannot."

"Make like a tree and get outta here!"

"That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor is often a mask we wear to hide deeper pain."

"Humor is how we survive what would otherwise break us."

"I'm sorry, but you're my density. No, wait, your density."

"Great Scott! I forgot my briefcase!"