Humor Quotes

"You're not as dumb as you look, Morty - well, maybe you are."

"Your mother's a real piece of work, Morty."

"This is why nobody likes you, Morty."

"Shut up, Morty, and help me out of this situation."

"You're too stupid to understand what's happening, Morty."

"Your mother was much better before she married your father, Morty."

"You're always messing things up, Morty."

"Your attempts are pathetic, Morty."

"You've got potential, Morty - shame you're such an idiot."

"Humor is best when it comes at expense of others, especially Americans."

"Humor helps us get through the tough times."

"Humor is sometimes the only way to cope."

"Humor is a defense mechanism, but also a survival tool."

"You gotta do it for the funny joke, Morty."

"This is the craziest thing I've ever heard."

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Pickle Rick!"

"Sometimes the best jokes are the darkest ones."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"The best humor is born from pain."

"You gotta laugh to keep from crying."

"Laughter is the best response to absurdity."

"Humor helps us cope with life."

"You know what's crazy? How normal you guys think this all is."

"This is literally the most insane family ever."

"You know what's hilarious? How serious you take your own nonsense."

"Humor, in its place, can be appropriate."

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"You gotta flip 'em, Morty. You flip the pickle, Morty."

"Burps are the punctuation of genius."