Humor Quotes

"Humor keeps you sane in an insane world."

"Humor is the best medicine, even in the darkest times."

"I'm not a criminal lawyer, I'm a *criminal* lawyer."

"I'm not saying I'm the best lawyer in the world, but I'm definitely top five."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you need a real one - then call me."

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You can't just ask people why they're in federal custody"

"Yo, that's tight, yo"

"I appreciate a good sense of humor. It gets you through the tough times."

"Humor is a release valve for stress and conflict."

"I've learned to laugh at my own misery."

"Humor helps when everything else fails you."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Yo, what's up with all the chemistry puns?"

"Sometimes you gotta laugh at the darkness."

"I'm not a criminal lawyer, I'm a *criminal* lawyer."

"Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because there was a settlement on the other side."

"I've lost cases, but I've never lost my sense of humor—or my dignity."

"Humor keeps you sane in dark times."

"Humor is the best medicine."

"Humor masks pain."

"Find humor in the darkness."

"Humor is the refuge of the weak. I prefer strength."

"Humor can defuse almost any situation."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Even in dark times, humor can light the way."