Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Borat
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"Pickle Rick! Pickle Rick!"
Rick Sanchez
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"Morty, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds and shove them up your butt."
Rick Sanchez
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"Humor is the only honest response to absurdity."
Rick Sanchez
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"You're all idiots in a world of idiots."
Rick Sanchez
R
"The universe is a joke, and we're the punchline."
Rick Sanchez
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"Humor is the best way to get through the tough times."
Mr. Poopybutthole
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"Laughter is the best medicine, buddy."
Mr. Poopybutthole
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"I'm Pickle Rick! It's the funniest shit I've ever heard!"
Pickle Rick
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"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the foolish."
Pickle Rick
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"The only person who understands me is me, and I'm not sure about that."
Pickle Rick
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"Humor can be healing in the darkest times."
Beth Smith
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Beth Smith
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"Humor is how I survive."
Jessica
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"Humor is how we mask our real pain."
Jessica
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"Humor helps us get through difficult times."
Jerry Smith
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"Humor is how we cope with reality."
Summer Smith
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"Wubba lubba dub dub!"
Rick Sanchez
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"Aw geez, Morty."
Rick Sanchez
R
"Shut up, Morty."
Rick Sanchez
R
"You're an idiot, Morty."
Rick Sanchez
R
"You're driving me crazy."
Rick Sanchez
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"Oh geez, you guys! That's messed up!"
Mr. Poopybutthole
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"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"That's very cool, that's very cool indeed."
Mr. Poopybutthole
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"I'm a pickle, Rick! I'm Pickle Rick!"
Pickle Rick
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"Burp - sorry, I get emotional during these things."
Pickle Rick
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"You really are a little shit, Morty."
Pickle Rick
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"I'm gonna go take a shower, Morty."
Pickle Rick
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"Aw, man! Not again!"
Pickle Rick