Humor Quotes

"Laughter is the medicine for a bitter world."

"Humor's just a way of not crying, really."

"Humor's my favorite defense mechanism."

"My name is Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

"Is that your wife? She is very saggy."

"This is naughtiness! I like it!"

"You have very nice suit. Is it made from human skin?"

"You are very lucky man. Your wife is almost as big as my car."

"I like the way you Americans smile. In Kazakhstan, we do not smile. It is sign of stupidity."

"This suit is very nice. I get it from dead man in Turkmenbashi square."

"You have very nice teeth. Did you have to kill someone for them?"

"Why you look so serious? You should smile more! Like me!"

"Humor help us through life. Without humor, we all be very sad."

"You gotta laugh at yourself. If you can't, you're taking life too seriously."

"A good laugh is worth more than fancy entertainment."

"I'm Pickle Rick! It's the funniest shit I've ever heard."

"The best part of being a pickle is the utter absurdity."

"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor is just tragedy plus time and perspective."

"Humor is how we cope with things that would otherwise destroy us."

"I'm trying really hard to care, but honestly, I just don't."

"Humor helps us get through the difficult parts of life."

"Humor is my defense mechanism, I'll admit it."

"Humor is the best weapon against the haters"

"Humor help you get through the dark times"

"This is the worst day ever."

"In my country, we have no Jew, so we use the gypsy."

"In my village, we throw the elderly in the river."

"Humor helps us to survive difficult times."