Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

A
"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."
Ali G
A
"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."
Ali G
A
"Kiss my ring if you want to, blud."
Ali G
A
"Humor keeps you sane, trust me blud."
Ali G
M
"Humor is how you survive when life gets too real."
Master Shake
M
"Humor is the best medicine when the medicine don't work."
Master Shake
F
"Humor helps get through the tough times."
Frylock
F
"Humor is the best medicine."
Frylock
M
"Humor is the best way to survive parenting."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Laughter is medicine without side effects."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just trying to be honest."
Brendon Small
B
"Sometimes funny and sad are the same thing."
Brendon Small
B
"Humor is a way to tell the truth without getting in trouble."
Brendon Small
C
"Humor is just another word for making fun of people."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually superior."
Jason Penopolis
J
"I believe in the power of the well-timed comeback."
Jason Penopolis
J
"I take comfort in knowing that I'm probably smarter than whoever's listening."
Jason Penopolis
C
"Humor is the only thing keeping me sane."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Humor is the best defense against despair."
Coach McGuirk
B
"I'm not homophobic, I have a black friend."
Bruno
B
"Humor is the best way to cope with life's absurdities."
Bruno
B
"I'm not shallow, I just appreciate the finer things."
Bruno
B
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Bruno
M
"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at it."
Meatwad
M
"You gotta laugh to keep from crying."
Meatwad
F
"Humor helps you get through the tough times."
Frylock
F
"Laughter is good medicine for the soul."
Frylock
A
"Humor is the best medicine, better than paracetamol, trust."
Ali G
A
"Humor brings people together in ways nothing else can."
Ali G
M
"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."
Melissa Virtueson