Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."Ali G
"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."Ali G
"Kiss my ring if you want to, blud."Ali G
"Humor keeps you sane, trust me blud."Ali G
"Humor is how you survive when life gets too real."Master Shake
"Humor is the best medicine when the medicine don't work."Master Shake
"Humor helps get through the tough times."Frylock
"Humor is the best medicine."Frylock
"Humor is the best way to survive parenting."Melissa Virtueson
"Laughter is medicine without side effects."Melissa Virtueson
"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just trying to be honest."Brendon Small
"Sometimes funny and sad are the same thing."Brendon Small
"Humor is a way to tell the truth without getting in trouble."Brendon Small
"Humor is just another word for making fun of people."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually superior."Jason Penopolis
"I believe in the power of the well-timed comeback."Jason Penopolis
"I take comfort in knowing that I'm probably smarter than whoever's listening."Jason Penopolis
"Humor is the only thing keeping me sane."Coach McGuirk
"Humor is the best defense against despair."Coach McGuirk
"I'm not homophobic, I have a black friend."Bruno
"Humor is the best way to cope with life's absurdities."Bruno
"I'm not shallow, I just appreciate the finer things."Bruno
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."Bruno
"Sometimes you just gotta laugh at it."Meatwad
"You gotta laugh to keep from crying."Meatwad
"Humor helps you get through the tough times."Frylock
"Laughter is good medicine for the soul."Frylock
"Humor is the best medicine, better than paracetamol, trust."Ali G
"Humor brings people together in ways nothing else can."Ali G
"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm also not saying I'm not."Melissa Virtueson