Humor Quotes

"Sometimes the worst experiences make the best stories."

"Humor helps you get through weird situations."

"Humor is how I survive middle school."

"Humor is the only sane response to insanity."

"I'm not weird, I'm just authentically confused."

"I laugh so I don't have to cry as much."

"You know what the problem is? Everyone's an idiot."

"I can't believe how stupid some people are."

"Nah, I'm too busy for that."

"That's probably not a good sign."

"Well, maybe my only friend."

"But in a filmmaking way, not a regular way."

"But that's never stopped me before."

"Better than I am at everything else anyway."

"Unless we become teachers, which would be a nightmare."

"Probably not, but maybe."

"Or maybe that's just hunger."

"Even our health, apparently."

"Okay, maybe not literally."

"Humor is subjective, and everyone's sense of it is wrong except mine."

"Laughter is the sound of giving up on understanding anything."

"Humor helps you survive the stuff that would otherwise break you."

"Humor's the best medicine for tough situations."

"Humor is how we avoid talking about serious stuff."

"Comedy is tragedy with a punchline."

"I'm from Austria, not Australia. You know, the country that gave the world Mozart, not kangaroos."

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else has the chance to."

"Humor is a bridge between different kinds of people."

"Humor the best medicine when things get rough."

"Humor good way to handle the pain."