Humor Quotes

"The best comedy comes from people being themselves without editing."

"Humor is the best way to tell the truth and still be invited to parties."

"Humor breaks tension and brings people closer together."

"If at first you don't succeed, blame somebody else."

"The best jokes are the ones where nobody knows what I'm talking about."

"I don't make mistakes. Mistakes make themselves around me."

"Humor is the best way to make people forget you owe them money."

"Humor is the best way to tell the truth without getting in trouble."

"Soccer's just a game, but losing still stinks."

"You kids are gonna understand me better when you're older and regret it."

"If at first your idea doesn't work, add more explosions."

"Humor is the best way to avoid having a serious conversation."

"Humor gets you through the takes where nothing works."

"Humor is how I survive in a world that doesn't get me"

"Humor gets me through the judgment and into the joy"

"I'm a pickle, Morty! I'm Pickle Rick! Whoa!"

"I turned myself into a pickle because it was funny and now I'm stuck."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"I don't go to meetings, Morty. Meetings are for people who can't handle the chaos."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Humor is wisdom in disguise, ooh-wee!"

"I need coffee to function."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned. There's a difference."

"You laugh so you don't cry, that's what I always say."

"Funny is the best way to survive tough times."

"The best humor comes from knowing when not to take things too seriously."

"Humor is how we survive the tough times."

"Laughter and jokes keep the soul alive, innit."

"Humor is the best medicine when life get you down, believe that."

"A good laugh can heal more than medicine ever could."