Humor Quotes

"A good laugh is the best medicine, even better than being plastic."

"A spud's gotta do what a spud's gotta do."

"Life's too short not to enjoy a good laugh."

"A good sense of humor helps you survive anything."

"Humor helps us get through the toughest times together."

"Life's greatest joke is that the smallest things bring the biggest joy."

"Humor gets us through because laughter bonds us together."

"Humor is the best way to deal with being a talking vegetable."

"One word: plastic."

"Humor is the best way to get through tough times."

"Humor gets you through the tough spots without losing your tail in the process."

"A good chuckle at yourself is the best medicine."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Humor is how we tell the truth without being unkind."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Humor gets you through the tough times."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the greatest victory."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Weakness in others amuses me before I destroy it."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"Humor can disarm an enemy faster than any blade."

"Humor helps us through even the darkest times."

"Humor is permitted only when I am the subject of admiration."

"A smile can disarm more foes than any sword ever could."

"Humor is the light that pierces the darkest shadows."

"I've learned to laugh at myself."

"Humor lightens the burden of even the darkest journey."

"I laugh not to mock, but to show I am unafraid."