Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Sometimes you just have to laugh at how complicated life is."
Pumba
N
"Humor lightens even the darkest days."
Nala
L
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee as admit I cared."
Leia Organa
L
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Leia Organa
L
"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my sight?"
Leia Organa
P
"A belch is just your heart saying hello."
Pumba
P
"A belly laugh is the best medicine."
Pumba
P
"A good laugh can turn any day around."
Pumba
P
"The world needs more laughter and less worry."
Pumba
L
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee."
Leia Organa
L
"Great, kid, don't get cocky."
Leia Organa
L
"Humor helps us endure the darkest times."
Leia Organa
B
"A sense of humor keeps you sane when everything else fails."
Boba Fett
B
"Humor is how you survive the impossible."
Boba Fett
C
"Ruh ruh ruh - laughter keeps your spirit alive in dark times."
Chewbacca
L
"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee than spend another moment with you."
Leia Organa
L
"Humor lightens the burden but never trivializes the struggle."
Leia Organa
C
"Laughter shared in danger bonds souls forever."
Chewbacca
C
"Humor keeps the spirit alive in darkness."
Chewbacca
L
"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."
Leia Organa
L
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Leia Organa
B
"There's humor in survival when you realize the odds."
Boba Fett
B
"The only joke that matters is the one life plays on you."
Boba Fett
C
"Nnngh wrrhwwwhw!"
Chewbacca
C
"Hnnngh wrrhwwwhw aarrragghuuhw!"
Chewbacca
C
"Wrrhwwwhw aarrragghuuhw mmmgh!"
Chewbacca
C
"Aarrgh wrrhwwwhw mmmgh!"
Chewbacca
C
"Wuuh wrrhwwwhw!"
Chewbacca
C
"Mmmgh wrrhwwwhw aarrragghuuhw!"
Chewbacca
C
"Nnngh mmmgh!"
Chewbacca