Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is a weakness I cannot afford."
Judge Dredd
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"Humor helps you survive when the world feels unbearable."
Holly Gennero McClane
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"Humor is a weapon against despair."
Holly Gennero McClane
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"Humor is how we survive the impossible."
Holly Gennero McClane
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Holly Gennero McClane
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"Some say I am merciless. I say I am efficient."
Predator
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"Humor is a luxury only the truly strong possess."
Predator
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"Somebody grab me a piece of that Aunt Jemima!"
Hudson
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"A smile and a good attitude can get you through most situations. But a pulse rifle works better."
Hudson
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything else tries to drive you mad."
Hudson
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"Laughter in the face of death—that's where real strength lives."
Hudson
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"Humor is humanity's best defense against despair."
Hudson
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"Humor gets us through hard times."
Holly Gennero McClane
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"Humor is a defense of the weak."
Predator
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"Humor heals the wounded soul."
Hudson
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"Humor helps you survive the impossible."
Hicks
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"Even in darkness, laughter echoes through the void."
Predator
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"Humor soothes the savage even in the depths of darkness."
Predator
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"Game over, man! Game over!"
Hudson
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"Humor is the best defense against despair."
Hudson
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"Hudson here. Just keeping the lines open in case you need to beg for mercy."
Hudson
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"Humor is how we survive when survival seems impossible."
Hudson
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"Humor is the salute between soldiers in the dark."
Hudson
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"Some things are worth a laugh even in the darkest times."
Hicks
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"Humor's the best medicine when things are falling apart."
Hicks
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"Sometimes you have to laugh, or you'll go insane."
Hicks
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is insane."
Ripley
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"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
Marla Singer
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"Except for their shoes."
Marla Singer
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"Sometimes humor is the only weapon left."
Ripley