Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is a weakness I cannot afford."Judge Dredd
"Humor helps you survive when the world feels unbearable."Holly Gennero McClane
"Humor is a weapon against despair."Holly Gennero McClane
"Humor is how we survive the impossible."Holly Gennero McClane
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Holly Gennero McClane
"Some say I am merciless. I say I am efficient."Predator
"Humor is a luxury only the truly strong possess."Predator
"Somebody grab me a piece of that Aunt Jemima!"Hudson
"A smile and a good attitude can get you through most situations. But a pulse rifle works better."Hudson
"Humor keeps you sane when everything else tries to drive you mad."Hudson
"Laughter in the face of death—that's where real strength lives."Hudson
"Humor is humanity's best defense against despair."Hudson
"Humor gets us through hard times."Holly Gennero McClane
"Humor is a defense of the weak."Predator
"Humor heals the wounded soul."Hudson
"Humor helps you survive the impossible."Hicks
"Even in darkness, laughter echoes through the void."Predator
"Humor soothes the savage even in the depths of darkness."Predator
"Game over, man! Game over!"Hudson
"Humor is the best defense against despair."Hudson
"Hudson here. Just keeping the lines open in case you need to beg for mercy."Hudson
"Humor is how we survive when survival seems impossible."Hudson
"Humor is the salute between soldiers in the dark."Hudson
"Some things are worth a laugh even in the darkest times."Hicks
"Humor's the best medicine when things are falling apart."Hicks
"Sometimes you have to laugh, or you'll go insane."Hicks
"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is insane."Ripley
"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."Marla Singer
"Except for their shoes."Marla Singer
"Sometimes humor is the only weapon left."Ripley