Humor Quotes

"Comedy is tragedy plus time, minus taste."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but you're lactose intolerant."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

"I believe that comedy is a very serious business, a business of making people think as well as making them laugh."

"The best humor comes from observing real human behavior and exaggerating it slightly."

"Comedy is not about making fun of people; it's about celebrating the absurdities we all share."

"I believe that laughter is humanity's greatest invention."

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"It's important to laugh at yourself before someone else does."

"There's something genuinely funny about human behavior."

"I think it's important to remember that we're all a bit mad, and that's perfectly fine"

"I think laughter is one of the greatest gifts we can give each other"

"I've found that laughter is actually the best medicine"

"Comedy is about being honest. You have to tell the truth to be funny."

"I realized that comedians are the only people who can talk about anything without getting in trouble, because humor is the universal language."

"I think humor is a way of surviving when things get dark."

"Humor is a mirror that shows us truth without being preachy."

"Humor is the best medicine."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a car."

"I'm not a big fan of the moon. It's not bright enough to read by, and it's too bright to sleep. Just pick a side, moon."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except when you're lactose intolerant. Then milk of magnesia is the best medicine."

"I think it's important to laugh at yourself and not take life too seriously."

"Laughter is the best medicine, and it costs nothing."

"Embrace the chaos and find humor in the disorder."

"Mistakes are just stories you get to tell later with laughter."

"Life becomes richer when you can laugh at your own mistakes."

"You can't fix stupid, but you can certainly point it out on television."

"Everything is terrible and nobody cares, so you might as well laugh."