Humor Quotes

"Born a crime, raised by laughter - that's the South African way."

"Comedy is a way to make sense of things that don't make sense."

"Sometimes the best way forward is to look back and laugh."

"We laugh because the alternative is to cry, and laughter heals better."

"Money is not the most important thing in the world. Plaque is."

"Laughter is the best medicine, especially when life gets tough."

"Comedy is the art of truth. If you're not telling the truth, you're not being funny."

"The only difference between your opinion and your anus is that everyone has an anus."

"Comedy is the best medicine, but only if it's funny."

"Humor is the best way to tell the truth without getting killed for it."

"I'm not clever enough to write jokes that are sophisticated enough for people to laugh at them naturally."

"Laughter is a universal language that transcends all boundaries."

"I believe that by making others laugh, we give them a gift of lightness."

"I've learned that talking to yourself is normal; it's when you start answering back that people get concerned."

"Comedy is just honesty with better timing."

"The best part of being famous is that people assume you know what you're doing."

"I've never met a problem that couldn't be made worse by overthinking it at 3 AM."

"The best jokes are the ones that make you uncomfortable because they're true."

"The thing about acting is that you have to keep your sense of humor about yourself. The moment you take yourself too seriously, you've lost the plot."

"Humor is a defense mechanism, but it's also the highest form of intelligence."

"Life is about finding humor in the awkward moments and laughing at yourself before anyone else can."

"Laughter is the most honest expression of joy."

"The moments that feel most awkward often become the best memories."

"Physical comedy is a language that everyone understands, regardless of where they come from."

"Humor is a bridge that connects even the most disparate souls."

"Humor is just pain with the sharp edges filed off."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except when you're trying to be serious."

"Humor helps us survive what seriousness can't."

"Don't forget, it's just a TV show."

"If you're foolish enough to read this, you're foolish enough to do anything."