Humor Quotes

"I figure that if you're going to be on television, you might as well try to be funny."

"I think it's important to laugh, especially at yourself."

"The best thing about being famous is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."

"I believe that laughter is the best form of medicine."

"The world is full of people who need a good laugh."

"The thing about comedy is that it's a lot harder to write about than to do, and a lot easier to do badly than to do well."

"I believe that humor is a weapon against despair and a tool for understanding."

"Comedy is a beautiful thing that allows you to take the most painful experiences and find humor in them."

"I've always believed that laughter is one of the best medicines."

"I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk."

"I like to think of myself as a walking comic book."

"I'm like a fireman. When I go to bed, I leave the light on."

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

"What makes something funny is that you recognize something that is true."

"I'm a very private person, which is why I tell millions of people about my life."

"Patience is the virtue of the weak, but I don't have time for virtue."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about, especially by yourself."

"I'm not saying I'm funny, but I've never made anyone angrier."

"Comedy is a defense mechanism against reality."

"I'd rather be a fool than a bore."

"I don't own a car. I have several thousand cars."

"You can't take yourself too seriously or you'll go crazy in this business."

"The best part of my job is making people laugh when they need it most."

"Never underestimate the power of a good joke to connect people."

"You have to find humor in difficult situations to survive."

"Good humor comes from understanding pain and joy."

"Comedy is about the truth. If it's not true, it's not funny."

"People are much more interesting when they're not trying to be interesting."

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else does."

"Humor is tragedy plus time, unless you're the one experiencing the tragedy right now."