Humor Quotes

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Comedy is just truth exaggerated."

"There's nothing better than making people laugh."

"You have to find humor in the everyday struggles."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor helps us cope."

"I want to thank you for stopping the applause. It's like when someone says 'thank you' and the other person says 'thank you.' Just let it die."

"You know what's wonderful? The power of television to make you feel bad about your life."

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."

"Stupid pet tricks is exactly what it sounds like—stupid tricks performed by pets."

"My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope.' Instead, I became a comedian."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all their life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"You can't go home again, but you can watch it on television every night."

"Every night I get asked the same questions. You'd think after thirty years I'd have better answers."

"I learned early that you either make people laugh or you don't."

"I think it's important to find humor even in difficult situations."

"I never wanted to be a celebrity—I just wanted to make people laugh."

"I don't do well with compliments. I get very embarrassed."

"I think the best comedy comes from a place of genuine confusion about life."

"We're all comedians trying to survive—some are just more honest about it."

"I'm not sure what the answer is, but I know laughter helps."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"You gotta make it funny, you gotta make it real, you gotta make it from the heart."

"I'm just a regular guy trying to make people laugh."

"Comedy is all about timing and truth."

"I believe in the power of laughter."

"I've never regretted anything I said that made someone laugh."

"The most interesting people are the ones who don't take themselves too seriously."

"Your sense of humor is a reflection of your resilience."

"I believe in laughing at yourself because if you don't, someone else will"