Humor Quotes

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"Humor is how we process pain."

"You know what's funny? Nothing. That's why I get paid."

"I think laughter might be the closest thing we have to healing."

"I built my career on telling the truth wrapped up in comedy."

"When life gets hard, find something to laugh about. It changes everything."

"Humor is the best medicine for pain."

"Laughter is medicine that doesn't require a prescription"

"Comedy is just another way of telling the truth."

"The best jokes are the ones that make you think as well as laugh."

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Life is funny if you let it be."

"Things like that don't happen to people like me"

"The lad himself"

"You've got to laugh, haven't you?"

"Humor is the best medicine"

"A good laugh is better than medicine"

"I'm a martyr to my own sensitivity."

"Titter ye not!"

"You can't take yourself too seriously in this world."

"I do like a good gossip, but don't we all?"

"Humor is the best medicine for life's troubles."

"The world needs more laughter and less anger."

"I'm afraid I'm not the most practical of fellows."

"Laughter is good for the health and the spirit."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, but without the box or the chocolates."

"You gotta find humor in the struggle, that's what keeps you sane."

"You know what's funny about getting older? You realize that all the stuff you worried about when you were young doesn't really matter"

"Humor is often the most honest form of communication"