Humor Quotes

"I'm not a real comedian, I'm more of a... well, let's just say I do things with my face that other people pay good money to have corrected."

"The key to life is learning how to laugh at yourself before somebody else does."

"Comedy is about observing the little things in life that everyone experiences but nobody talks about."

"Comedy comes from pain and observation – you have to be willing to laugh at yourself."

"The best comedy is when someone says something you've all thought but nobody's brave enough to say out loud."

"Comedy and life are the same thing – it's all about timing and delivery."

"Comedy is a form of truth-telling that people will actually listen to."

"The secret to a long marriage is learning to laugh at the same jokes about each other."

"Comedy is just tragedy with time attached to it."

"The reason we tell jokes is because it's a way to say important things without getting too serious."

"Comedy is a way of saying 'we're all in this together and it's completely ridiculous.'"

"The only way to cope with this is to laugh at it."

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the truth in disguise."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers"

"Always look for the funny side of life"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

"The person who can laugh at themselves will never be bored"

"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"

"Humor is tragedy plus time"

"Laughter is the best medicine"

"Life is a comedy for those who think"

"Laugh at the absurdity of existence"

"Humor is tragedy with better timing."

"Don't take yourself too seriously; laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"A man without a sense of humor is like a car without wheels."

"The great thing about getting older is you don't need to do it anymore."

"Comedy is about timing, but so is life itself."

"Laughter is the cheapest medicine there is."