Humor Quotes

"Sometimes the best comedy comes from the darkest places."

"I've never regretted making someone laugh."

"I told my psychiatrist I had suicidal tendencies. He said I'd have to pay in advance."

"The world needs more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left."

"I have the body of a man, the mind of a child, and the voice of a woman trapped in a man's body."

"I'm a silly person, I always have been, and I always will be."

"I've suffered from depression all my life, but it's made me funnier."

"The most wasted of all days is one in which we have not laughed."

"A sense of humor is a very important thing to have—especially when you haven't got anything else."

"I must be out of my mind—but at least I'm enjoying it."

"Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin."

"The English are at their best when they're complaining about something."

"I've never understood why people take life so seriously—it's probably fatal anyway."

"The human race is a wonderful thing—if it weren't for the humans in it."

"I've never been good at keeping secrets—I'm too busy telling everyone else's."

"I try to find humor in everything, because the alternative is unbearable."

"I've never been able to take myself seriously, and that's probably a good thing."

"I believe that laughter is the best medicine—and the most underused."

"The world would be better if more people could just laugh at themselves."

"I've found that the best way to deal with adversity is to laugh at it."

"The problem with reality is that there's no background music."

"Laughter is the best response to the absurdities of existence."

"We're all of us mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."

"Comedy is a way of saying important things without making people uncomfortable."

"The best comedy comes from the deepest understanding of tragedy."

"If I were a lemon, I would be a sour one."

"Sticking feathers up one's backside does not make one a chicken."

"It is impossible to be angry when you have a silly thought in your head."

"An Englishman's home is his castle, which is why the plumbing is medieval."

"The greatest weapon against stress is laughter."