Humor Quotes

"Comedy is just truth told at an angle."

"Humor is how we survive the uncomfortable parts of being human."

"Your sense of humor is one of your greatest tools."

"When you make people laugh, you're giving them a gift. Never take that for granted."

"Comedy is a way of telling the truth without making people too uncomfortable."

"Life is too short to not laugh at yourself every single day."

"The great thing about getting older is you don't need to cut yourself shaving anymore because you can't see anyway."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"The world needs more laughter and less judgment."

"In laughter, we find our truest selves."

"The best comedy comes from truth and recognition."

"I believe that laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"I'm a very serious person, you know. I don't do jokes."

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing another woman. She hit me with a frying pan."

"Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out alive anyway."

"Laugh at your own problems before someone else does."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time, and a good sense of humor."

"The best revenge is living well and laughing often."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you lose your health insurance."

"I want to die laughing."

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

"We are all born mad. Some of us remain so."

"Life is too short to be serious all the time. You gotta laugh."

"The world is a stage, and life's a very funny play."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"You know, I believe everything is a gag."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A man without humor is like a day without sunshine"