Humor Quotes

"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul"

"When you make others laugh, you're giving them a precious gift"

"Find the humor in life's difficult moments"

"Comedy is really about making observations about life that other people haven't quite articulated yet."

"Comedy is about observing life and finding humor in the mundane moments we all experience."

"You know what they call a guy who pays attention to grammar? A guy who didn't go to prison."

"I realized that comedians of my generation are not going to change the world."

"If it wasn't so pathetic, it'd be funny."

"The Top Ten list is a good way to avoid doing any real thinking."

"Life taught me that humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"You can't be funny if you're not willing to be vulnerable and show your real self."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time, plus the willingness to laugh at yourself."

"The beauty of being a comedian is that you get to explore the darkest parts of human nature and make people laugh about it."

"The best thing about being Scottish is the ability to complain about everything while still having a good time."

"I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he would have put something on the floor."

"The difference between a therapist and a comedian is that one charges you money to listen to your problems."

"The irony of being a comedian is that you're constantly lying to tell the truth."

"You know what's funny? Everything becomes funny when you're not taking yourself too seriously."

"Comedy is just telling the truth in a way that makes people uncomfortable enough to laugh."

"I'm Irish Catholic, which means I can drink and feel guilty at the same time."

"There's nothing wrong with being Irish or Catholic, but there's something funny about the combination."

"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except when you have a compound fracture."

"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust people who like cats."

"Timing is everything in comedy and in life."

"I think it's important to laugh at yourself."

"Life is better when you're laughing."

"The difference between a good joke and a bad one is timing, and the difference between a good life and a bad one might be the same thing."

"I think it's important to have a sense of humor about yourself, because if you can't laugh at yourself, you're in real trouble."

"You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes, that's what keeps you humble and real with people."