Humor Quotes

"You can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all sometimes."

"I've always believed that a good laugh is worth more than a sharp mind."

"Life's a funny old game, and the rules keep changing when you're not looking"

"Always look on the bright side of life, even when things seem darkest."

"The best way to deal with absurdity is to embrace it with humor."

"Growing older isn't about getting wiser, it's about getting better at faking it."

"Patience is a virtue, but impatience makes for better comedians."

"I'm not a real doctor, but I stay at a Holiday Inn Express - that's good enough for most people."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable parts of life."

"Laughter is the best medicine - doctors hate this one simple trick."

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Laughter is a form of truth that logic can't reach."

"The world is too crazy to take seriously, so you might as well laugh."

"Comedy and tragedy are separated only by perspective."

"The world is getting to be such a funny place, my work as a comedian is being made harder every day."

"The key to good comedy is timing and understanding human nature."

"The best comedy reflects the absurdities of everyday life."

"The British are a funny lot, but we don't like to admit it"

"I've always believed that a man's worth is measured by his ability to laugh at himself"

"I believe in the power of a well-timed joke to change the mood"

"I've never understood why people take themselves so seriously when life is essentially ridiculous"

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"Humor is tragedy plus time."

"All I have is a voice to tell stories and make people laugh while we wait for the end."

"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions."

"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

"I felt sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'Got any shoes you're not using?'"

"The human race is divided into two types: those who can't stand puns and those who think they're absolutely hilarious."

"I had Irish flu. That's when you're sick for a fortnight."

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."