Humor Quotes

"The dead parrot is definitely deceased"

"We are the Pythons of Argentina"

"You're a very silly person"

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

"I didn't expect the avalanche"

"A woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

"We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night"

"It's only a model"

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"The castle Aaaargh"

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"The best comedy speaks uncomfortable truths gently."

"Humor heals what medicine and logic sometimes cannot."

"Hopefully, we can look at our television and media and find ways to encourage people to laugh together."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you're in trouble."

"Comedy and tragedy are just different perspectives on the same thing."

"The world is absurd, and the best response is laughter."

"I believe in the power of laughter to heal."

"I thought I was funny, but then I realized I was just strange"

"Comedy is a serious business, but it shouldn't take itself too seriously"

"The best comedy comes from the darkest places"

"Finding humor in pain is the ultimate survival skill"

"Comedy is tragedy plus time, or sometimes just a good accent"

"Humor softens the sharp edges of existence"

"The best jokes are about the human condition"

"Comedy is democracy at its finest"

"The funniest moments are often the most honest ones"

"Comedy is the acceptable rebellion"