Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"You're acting like a fool in love."
Sebastian
F
"The best moments are when you're laughing with someone you care about."
Flounder
F
"Humor helps us survive difficult times."
Flounder
M
"Humor is how I survive; laughter is my weapon."
Megara
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"I find humor in the suffering of others."
Hades
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"Humor is my favorite weapon against despair."
Hades
P
"Humor can get you through the darkest of times."
Phil
P
"Laughter is medicine for a wounded spirit."
Phil
O
"Your resistance only makes this more entertaining for me."
Oogie Boogie
S
"Laughter is medicine for the soul, mon."
Sebastian
S
"Humor helps us endure what we cannot change."
Sebastian
J
"A corpse is someone who is dead, which is what you'll be if you don't do what I say!"
Jack Skellington
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"Humor helps us survive even the hardest times."
Hercules
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"Humor is a weapon, wield it carefully."
Ursula
U
"Humor masks sinister intent beautifully."
Ursula
M
"It's not my thing, alright?"
Megara
M
"Humor masks the pain underneath."
Megara
M
"I've learned to laugh at the darkness."
Megara
H
"You know, it's funny what a little persuasion can do."
Hades
H
"I find your sincerity refreshing... and utterly boring."
Hades
H
"I could crush you, but where would be the fun in that?"
Hades
H
"I find it amusing when mortals think they can outsmart me."
Hades
P
"Humor is a balm for the weary soul."
Phil
P
"Laughter in the face of adversity is the mark of a strong spirit."
Phil
H
"Humor is how I cope with the chaos of life."
Hiro Hamada
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"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."
Hiro Hamada
J
"Being dead is having fun."
Jack Skellington
J
"Don't you think that would be more fun?"
Jack Skellington
B
"I do not understand humor, but your laugh heals me."
Baymax
L
"Laughter is medicine for the weary heart."
Lumiere