Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
21194 quotes
S
F
F
M
H
H
P
P
O
S
S
J
H
U
U
M
M
M
H
H
H
H
P
P
H
H
J
J
B
L
"You're acting like a fool in love."Sebastian
"The best moments are when you're laughing with someone you care about."Flounder
"Humor helps us survive difficult times."Flounder
"Humor is how I survive; laughter is my weapon."Megara
"I find humor in the suffering of others."Hades
"Humor is my favorite weapon against despair."Hades
"Humor can get you through the darkest of times."Phil
"Laughter is medicine for a wounded spirit."Phil
"Your resistance only makes this more entertaining for me."Oogie Boogie
"Laughter is medicine for the soul, mon."Sebastian
"Humor helps us endure what we cannot change."Sebastian
"A corpse is someone who is dead, which is what you'll be if you don't do what I say!"Jack Skellington
"Humor helps us survive even the hardest times."Hercules
"Humor is a weapon, wield it carefully."Ursula
"Humor masks sinister intent beautifully."Ursula
"It's not my thing, alright?"Megara
"Humor masks the pain underneath."Megara
"I've learned to laugh at the darkness."Megara
"You know, it's funny what a little persuasion can do."Hades
"I find your sincerity refreshing... and utterly boring."Hades
"I could crush you, but where would be the fun in that?"Hades
"I find it amusing when mortals think they can outsmart me."Hades
"Humor is a balm for the weary soul."Phil
"Laughter in the face of adversity is the mark of a strong spirit."Phil
"Humor is how I cope with the chaos of life."Hiro Hamada
"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."Hiro Hamada
"Being dead is having fun."Jack Skellington
"Don't you think that would be more fun?"Jack Skellington
"I do not understand humor, but your laugh heals me."Baymax
"Laughter is medicine for the weary heart."Lumiere