Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor heals what anger only deepens."
Pocahontas
M
"I'm a dragon. Well, sort of."
Mushu
M
"Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"
Mushu
M
"I live in a shrine. It's a sweet gig."
Mushu
M
"Humor is how we find light in dark times."
Mushu
F
"Even humor can be brave when you're scared."
Flounder
J
"There is humor in the irony of my journey."
John Smith
M
"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."
Meeko
M
"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."
Meeko
P
"Humor helps us survive even the darkest times."
Pocahontas
S
"Stupid boy, always getting into trouble with those humans."
Sebastian
S
"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."
Sebastian
S
"Even the darkest moments have light, mon."
Sebastian
M
"Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself to keep from crying."
Mushu
M
"A little humor can get you through the darkest times."
Mushu
M
"Laughter is medicine that doesn't cost a thing."
Mushu
M
"Who does she think she is? If she were even half of what she?"
Mulan
S
"A little humor makes life bearable."
Sebastian
S
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Sebastian
U
"Even darkness has a certain humor to it."
Ursula
M
"Humor is the bridge that connects hearts in the darkest times."
Mushu
M
"Humor is medicine for the soul."
Mushu
A
"I can find humor even in the most serious situations"
Ariel
A
"Even serious moments need a touch of humor"
Ariel
H
"Subtlety... thy name is not Hercules."
Hades
H
"I admire your determination. It's almost pathetic."
Hades
M
"Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow."
Mulan
S
"A moment of laughter with your brothers in arms is worth more than gold."
Shang
P
"Humor is the bridge between pain and healing."
Phil
P
"Find humor even in your darkest moments."
Phil