Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Finding humor in hard times is a gift."Scuttle
"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."Wasp
"I find humor even in impossible situations."Wasp
"Laughter, in its proper place, refreshes the spirit."Zazu
"Everybody loves me. I'm very nice."Spider-Man
"I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda tired."Spider-Man
"Do you remember when we met? I threw up on you."Spider-Man
"I don't have a driver's license."Spider-Man
"I didn't mean to do that."Spider-Man
"I wanted to be cool."Spider-Man
"Internship, yeah, sure."Spider-Man
"This is insane."Spider-Man
"That's... not great."Spider-Man
"I should go."Spider-Man
"I'm not your guy."Spider-Man
"That's not how this works."Spider-Man
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."Iron Man
"The only reason I would take down the governments of the world is if they asked me to."Iron Man
"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do is not very nice."Iron Man
"You know what's funny? This wasn't even in the top 10 of weirdest things I've seen."Iron Man
"Get me a sandwich."Iron Man
"I use humor to face the darkness, not to hide from it."Green Lantern
"Humor in the darkness is a form of courage."Green Lantern
"Even Hulk laugh sometimes. Humor keep spirit alive."Hulk
"Laugh at yourself before enemy do."Hulk
"Nobody likes onions, everybody likes parfaits."Pumbaa
"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."Pumbaa
"Humor can lighten even the darkest of times."Pumbaa
"Humor helps us survive the tough moments."Nani
"Humor keeps you sane when life is insane."Nani