Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

S
"Finding humor in hard times is a gift."
Scuttle
W
"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."
Wasp
W
"I find humor even in impossible situations."
Wasp
Z
"Laughter, in its proper place, refreshes the spirit."
Zazu
S
"Everybody loves me. I'm very nice."
Spider-Man
S
"I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda tired."
Spider-Man
S
"Do you remember when we met? I threw up on you."
Spider-Man
S
"I don't have a driver's license."
Spider-Man
S
"I didn't mean to do that."
Spider-Man
S
"I wanted to be cool."
Spider-Man
S
"Internship, yeah, sure."
Spider-Man
S
"This is insane."
Spider-Man
S
"That's... not great."
Spider-Man
S
"I should go."
Spider-Man
S
"I'm not your guy."
Spider-Man
S
"That's not how this works."
Spider-Man
I
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
Iron Man
I
"The only reason I would take down the governments of the world is if they asked me to."
Iron Man
I
"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do is not very nice."
Iron Man
I
"You know what's funny? This wasn't even in the top 10 of weirdest things I've seen."
Iron Man
I
"Get me a sandwich."
Iron Man
G
"I use humor to face the darkness, not to hide from it."
Green Lantern
G
"Humor in the darkness is a form of courage."
Green Lantern
H
"Even Hulk laugh sometimes. Humor keep spirit alive."
Hulk
H
"Laugh at yourself before enemy do."
Hulk
P
"Nobody likes onions, everybody likes parfaits."
Pumbaa
P
"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."
Pumbaa
P
"Humor can lighten even the darkest of times."
Pumbaa
N
"Humor helps us survive the tough moments."
Nani
N
"Humor keeps you sane when life is insane."
Nani