Humor Quotes

"Sometimes a joke is the best way to tell the truth."

"Laughter in the face of danger is what separates men from animals."

"That's why I say, eat your grubs before they eat you!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor lightens even the heaviest burden."

"Humor reveals truth in unexpected ways."

"I've discovered that humor can lighten even the darkest path."

"I find humor in the absurdity of existence."

"I'm not the hero type, clearly. With this laundry list of character defects."

"How was your nap, tin man?"

"Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"I need you to not be a female."

"Women are a lot smarter than men."

"Welcome to the gun show."

"This is a terrible position, by the way."

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome."

"I'm sorry, did I step on your moment?"

"What did I do? I did nothing."

"I'm unarmed."

"I think it's cute that you think there's a choice."

"That's not a gun, this is a gun."

"You said it yourself—I'm the only genius billionaire philanthropist."

"This is how you repay me? By making me listen to this?"

"Humor helps us through difficult times."

"Laughter heal. Even Hulk know this."

"Even monster can laugh. Especially monster can laugh."

"Chimichangas! The perfect food. Deep-fried, delicious, and they sound hilarious when you say them."

"I wear red so bad guys can't see me bleed. That and it looks awesome."

"I'm sorry, but I have to say I find humans fascinating creatures, even if you do walk around on those peculiar leg things."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary heart."