Humor Quotes

"Humor keeps us human, even in the darkest times."

"Humor is the light that keeps darkness from consuming us."

"Humor keeps us sane when everything's falling apart."

"Humor keeps you sane in impossible situations."

"I'm just a man in a suit killing men in suits."

"Humor is just tragedy plus time plus sarcasm."

"Humor masks pain. Pain is hilarious."

"Sometimes the funniest moments come right before the darkest."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor's the best way to deal with pain."

"The best humor comes from pain."

"Laughter is medicine for a weary soul."

"Humor is how we survive the unsurvivable."

"Humor helps us survive the impossible."

"Humor is how we cope with the extraordinary."

"Humor can heal even the deepest wounds."

"Chimichangas. Because I can't pronounce anything else."

"You're probably thinking, 'this guy in the red suit just turned that building into a fireworks display.' But let me back up."

"Unicorns. You know how to whistle, don't you?"

"Tacos don't love you when you're drunk."

"This is me on my best behavior."

"Sarcasm and violence. My love language."

"This is a perfect moment. Let me ruin it."

"I'm touching myself tonight."

"Every hypocrite dies. I'll be here laughing."

"I'm listening. I'm just not paying attention."

"I'm not a hero. I'm not a villain. I'm just handsome."

"I have a secret. I'm kind of awesome."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. But have you ever seen us in the same room?"

"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I'm not done with you yet."