Humor Quotes

"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"Trust me. I'm a professional... at improvising."

"I solve problems. And by solve, I mean make them explode."

"I'm a lover and a fighter. Mostly a fighter. Okay, only a fighter."

"Gratitude is overrated. Vengeance is better."

"I find humor in dark times because laughter is also a form of light."

"Humor brings light to our darkest moments."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the ultimate rebellion."

"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."

"Humor's the best medicine. Trust me, I'd know."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"That's cool. That's nice."

"He's got a girlfriend, she's amazing, and I'm here trying to figure out my life."

"Humor can lighten even the darkest of times."

"Humor is the balm for wounded spirits."

"Humor can ease even the heaviest burdens."

"I'm like Pinocchio, except I'm not a real boy and my nose is wooden for a different reason."

"The only thing I'm a master of is being a disaster."

"Humor keeps us sane when the world goes mad."

"You'll always be the man in the can."

"Next time, baby."

"I'd like to take credit for that."

"Iron Man. That's cold."

"I love when you get all tactical."

"I've got a plan. Actually, that's not true."

"I don't have friends, I have employees."

"Puny god."

"Humor help Hulk remember not take everything serious."

"That's not funny, Happy."

"You laugh when you should be taking things seriously. That's either wisdom or stupidity."