Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

"A jest well-timed can accomplish what a thousand soldiers cannot."
Chandragupta Maurya
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"I learned that humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."
Alvin York
"I have found that humor, when used wisely, can defuse the most volatile of situations."
Akbar the Great
"Humor is the lubricant that eases the friction of human relations."
Chandragupta Maurya
A
"The humor of the wise teaches without wounding."
Ashoka
"The humor of a people reveals the depth of their soul."
Chandragupta Maurya
"Laughter binds people together in ways that serious words never can."
Tecumseh
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"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."
Audie Murphy
A
"Humor helps us see the light in dark times."
Audie Murphy
C
"Humor in darkness is the medicine of the brave."
Crazy Horse
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"Humor is often the best response to despair."
Audie Murphy
A
"Humor in dark times is an act of defiance."
Audie Murphy
S
"Laughter shared is a bond stronger than blood alone."
Sitting Bull
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"My own experience is that once you start running, everyone assumes you're an athlete."
Colin Powell
C
"Good ideas and a sense of humor can paint over a lot of cracks."
Colin Powell
A
"Humor helps us survive what might otherwise destroy us"
Audie Murphy
R
"Humor, even in the darkest times, is a survival mechanism that preserves sanity and bonds."
Richard Winters
N
"Humor is the medicine of the soul."
Nikita Khrushchev
A
"Humor is often the weapon of the wise in times of darkness."
Audie Murphy
C
"Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman."
Colin Powell
C
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
Colin Powell
C
"I learned that you have to be able to laugh at yourself when you've made a mistake."
Colin Powell
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"I believe that a good sense of humor is essential to leadership."
Norman Schwarzkopf
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"A sense of humor is essential to surviving hardship."
Richard Winters
R
"Humor in darkness is a form of resistance."
Richard Winters
N
"Humor is the only weapon that never misfires"
Nikita Khrushchev
"Humor helps us endure life's inevitable hardships."
Georgy Malenkov
"Humor reveals truth that serious discourse cannot touch."
Georgy Malenkov
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"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
Nikita Khrushchev
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"Never lose your sense of humor - it's your best defense against despair."
Norman Schwarzkopf