Humor Quotes

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat."

"Humor can defuse tension and bring perspective to even the darkest situations."

"Humor kept me sane when the world was against me."

"I think humor is essential in life."

"Inside of its cover the book told him it was written by Muhammad Ali."

"If you even dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize."

"My toughest fight was with my first wife."

"What's my name? Ask me again and I'll punch you in the mouth."

"The way to make coaches think you're in shape is to drive the cart faster."

"Any dummy can strike out."

"You know, I could've played blindfolded and still hit .300."

"I never wanted to be a dentist, but if I had, I would've been a great one."

"They named a candy bar after me, and it was good."

"I never made a promise I couldn't break."

"My coach said I ran like I was 'trying to escape' something. He wasn't entirely wrong."

"Humor is a gift that makes life bearable."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges and brings joy."

"Humor is a gift that brings people together."

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world"

"The man who has no sense of humor has lost a most valuable possession"

"Humor is the best medicine. Laugh at yourself and the world laughs with you."

"Laugh at life's ironies, and you will find peace."

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it was a nice bat I would have gotten a hit."

"I feel sorry for any man that has to work for a living."

"I find humor in the ups and downs of competition."

"Humor is the safety valve of the soul."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you a jet ski."

"Humor kept me grounded even when the world called me a god."

"Humor keeps you human and connected to others."