Humor Quotes

"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."

"A man should treat you like Chevy Chase treats a bumper."

"Humor is a coping mechanism; it reveals truth through laughter."

"The best humor is truth told sideways, with a smile."

"Humor is the salve that heals organizational wounds."

"Humor at the right moment can defuse any tension."

"I don't think there is anyone who enjoys watching me play, apart from my mum."

"The most wasted of all days is that on which you have not laughed."

"I don't think there is anyone who enjoys watching me play, apart from my mother"

"Wall Street is the only place that people drive to in a Rolls-Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."

"I'd be a bum on the street with a tin cup if the markets were always efficient."

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"I pay people to waste my time."

"Humor helps you survive difficult times."

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"The difference between me and other players is that I make more rackets than I break."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"Humor helped me through the toughest moments."

"Humor helps us survive our greatest challenges."

"I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother you."

"I'm a Teddy Boy trapped in a boxer's body."

"I'm a robber of the earth and a crook for peace."

"I stand before you tonight in my red dress, while the Chancellor of the Exchequer opens his despatch box with all the importance of a man who brings good news."

"The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool."

"Wall Street is the only place that people drive to in a Rolls-Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."

"Humor and the ability to laugh at yourself are essential tools for resilience."

"Humor is the best way to defuse tension and keep perspective on what really matters."

"Wall Street is the only place that people drive to in a Rolls-Royce to get advice from those who take the subway."

"I haven't had a Coke that wasn't paid for in many decades."

"Lethargy bordering on sloth remains the cornerstone of our investment style."