Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is how we say the unsayable."
Bobby Murphy
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"Humor is often wisdom dressed up in a smile."
Bobby Murphy
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"Take your career seriously, but not yourself too seriously."
Sheryl Sandberg
"Laughter and humor make life worth living."
Mark Zuckerberg
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"Humor breaks tension and builds teams."
Safra Catz
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"Humor is how we make sense of the senseless."
Bobby Murphy
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"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."
Paul Allen
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"Humor reveals truth in ways seriousness cannot."
Paul Allen
"I think a lot of people think I'm a crazy guy, and I think I'm a crazy guy. What we do is not normal."
Larry Ellison
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"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Steve Jobs
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"We are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Paul Allen
"A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
Mark Zuckerberg
"Someone has to write a book about the tech industry. Why not me?"
Mark Zuckerberg
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"Humor is humanity's greatest defense against despair."
Paul Allen
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"Humor keeps things in perspective and makes the hard work more bearable."
Steve Ballmer
"I have to say that if life was a musical it would be rather like an opera."
Bill Gates
"Humor is the ability to see the absurd without losing your perspective."
Larry Ellison
"Humor is the pressure valve for the human spirit."
Larry Ellison
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"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."
Paul Allen
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"Humor connects us across all divides."
Paul Allen
"Humor is the light that keeps us sane in dark times."
Arianna Huffington
"Humor is the antidote to despair."
Arianna Huffington
"Humor is the spice that makes life enjoyable."
Martha Stewart
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"Putting is easy. You just stand there and make the ball go in the hole."
Richard Branson
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"We're here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
Richard Branson
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"Smile. It makes them wonder what you're up to."
Richard Branson
"The most dangerous thing we can do is to take ourselves too seriously."
Anita Roddick
"Humor is a way of coping with difficulty and finding joy anyway."
Martha Stewart
"Money is not everything. There's MasterCard."
Bill Gates
"Humor helps us through the difficult times with grace."
Martha Stewart