Humor Quotes

"Humor is the grace that allows us to survive difficult times."

"I have always believed that humor is the sign of a sharp mind and a generous heart."

"Fashion should be fun, not taken too seriously."

"The person who wears the pants in the relationship is often the one who gave them their first pair."

"Reincarnation is not something I believe in, but if it exists, I want to come back as Coco Chanel's cat."

"I love the computer, but I am not very good with it."

"Never mix camel with brown. It's disgusting."

"Vanity is the healthiest thing in life."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy fashion, and that's the same thing."

"You cannot be serious in fashion; it is inherently absurd."

"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."

"I am very much down to earth, just not necessarily on your earth."

"Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose."

"I do not understand why people appreciate my work more when I am dead than when I am alive."

"You cannot be serious all the time. You must laugh at yourself and at life."

"I would rather say that fashion is a form of ugliness so absolutely unbearable that we have to alter it every six months."

"Humor is medicine for the soul."

"Humor brings people together."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."

"I have always believed that laughter is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the spice that makes life palatable."

"True humor in film comes from honest observation of human nature."

"Humor is the spoonful of sugar that helps serious medicine go down."

"The wit of a man reveals the depth of his wisdom."

"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age and color your hair."

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It is jolted by every pebble on the road."

"Humor is the best medicine."